Tuesday, February 27, 2007

A Butt Plug Almost Broke My Nose

Not Hot.

Not Sexy.

While I try to be a constantly sexy dominant woman sometimes life gets in the way. I don't know if it's re-entering normal society after being in Vegas...or that it's still winter and snowing furiously when I'm ready for spring...or if it is getting the little one to bed much too late every night...or if it is our high work related stresses...or the aggravation of trying to sell some real estate we want to unload...or if it is just all of those...but I haven't been feeling very sexy lately.

It all started when I pulled our overflowing toy box down from the high shelf and my Toy's CB2000 fell out and broke. Not good. Then, because I have a short memory, I did the same thing a few days later and a butt plug fell out and smacked me right in the nose. Are you kidding me? A butt plug? Good thing my Toy is still using a small one! At any rate, we need a bigger box.

Just writing this post has made me feel better.

Now I just need to whip something. Where's my crop?

11 comments:

Catwomanslair said...

Even if you find no humor in it now, in a few days, it may seem damn funny. Glad to hear you are ok. Beat your toy, you'll feel better.

Ms Alice said...

Sorry for your nose dear.
Not sorry for the cb2000 though.
To me it's an absolutely useless chastity!

MissBonnie said...

LOL I hope you find the humor in it, I know I do
MissBonnie
Collar N cuffs

Silverkey said...

Thanks girls...and yes, it is very funny. After all, the only thing better than good sex is a good laugh!

Mrs. Claudia said...

I am right there with you regarding the sexy thing. I don't know if it is the weather or PMS but I have felt not very sexy for the past few days. That was nothing a garter and silk stockings didn't cure!!

When I read about the butt plug hitting you in the face I busted out laughing. You are hilarious silverkey.

Mistress160 and solipsist said...

It was after similar accidents that I moved the toybox under the bed! Hope you feel better soon...

Joel said...

My Mistress just introduced me two the cb3000 and a butt plug and i couldnt b happier. I have been so turned on since she locked me in and know she is completely in control and loves it.

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